I Hate Heidi Montag

...and not just her, either. The entirety of The Hills can ROT IN HELL as far as I'm concerned.



Pardon my out of the blue rant - apparently the hormones have caused my wife to pick up worse than normal TV viewing habits. Everyone knows that you don't argue with a pregnant woman, especially one that has her mind set on something - and Ally has somehow become hooked on The Hills.

Why must she inflict that torture on my unborn child?

I know I sometimes like to go against the grain - I've been a proud follower of some less than popular shows in the past. Like my stint hooked on the first 9 or so seasons of Survivor (i still swear that season 1 is the bar they could never hold a candle to) or my defense of Bob Saget and his role on America's Funniest Home Videos (let's not go there again, ok? but new Saget truely is awesome). I just can't take this MTV "reality" shit!

Please, God, don't let her find any reruns of Laguna Beach!

How do you give a rating to something that has taken braincells that you will never get back? Oh well, at least the cast is easy on the eyes...

TVTMEB

Or better known as TV That Makes Eyes Bleed.

One of the side effects of having a laptop is that you can't control it and the remote at the same time! All too often I find myself immersed in something to look up and ask Ally "what the hell is this crap that you're watching?!"

Tonight it was Army Wives. Oh, yes.. the show is clearly as boring as the title sounds. What's the opposite of good? Oh yea, that's bad. Let's write a show about bad. I guess the byline "from the executive producer of Grey's Anatomy" should have tipped me off.

Maybe I'll actually do a real post about this series sometime, but right now I cannot stand thinking about it any longer. Kim Delaney officially makes me want to cancel my cable.

We've posted a lot of picks over the last month, but what about some pans?