(according to me... my apologies for the very short write-ups. at this point, if i don't do it like this, i won't do it at all.)
1. Spider-Man 3
Unfocused, contrived, a disgrace to the wonderful films that came before it.
2. Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Poor knowledge of history, over-acted, passionately awful.
3. Pirates 3: At World's End
I am one of the few that actually liked the second Pirates film. I found it driven and slightly captivating. This film resolves little, makes no sense, and is generally a waste of time.
4. Ocean's 13
Just sort of blah.
5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Perhaps my favorite book of the series, yet definitely the worst movie (so far). None of the excitement, edge-of-seat action, or epicness or the book translates.
Some things worth mentioning:
- Although in principle I don't object to the concept of sequels or reduxes, all of these films are just that.
- #3-5 I saw while on my voyages through Europe. While they were certainly a welcome respite from the heat, and a piece of home - they all sucked.
- Best lists (1-4 of 2006, and 1-10 of 2007) on the way... hopefully.
- Today I saw a film that resonated personally more than anything has since Lost in Translation. I look forward to writing about it.
